happy chrismahanukwanzakah! and happy winter solstice!

Check this out. It's all about HINDU SANTA! haha. and the Jews.

"it's a good thing we don't live in rural china, cuz if we did, we'd never get you married off. nobody would want you"
-my mommy, complaining about my complete lack of cooking skills. yes, it's true, i may not be able to cook, but i make up for it in with my ninja skills. don't worry.

and for chrismahanukwanzakah, i give you all the gift of the Invisible Pink Unicorn (IPU). I've become a believer. the IPU derives its power from the fact that it is both pink and invisible.
i love it :) also, Flying Spaghetti Mosterism comes in a close second in my list of favorite parody religions. become a pastafarian! ramen.

oh man. whoever put this site together has too much time on their hands, but it's hilarious, mainly the pics. Noodleus Doubleus

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
http://www.venganza.org/

oh yeah. my favorite chuck norris facts:
1. chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
2. chuck norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
3. superman has chuck norris pajamas.
4. chuck norris counted to infinity - twice
5. chuck norris is not hung like a horse - horses are hung like chuck norris.

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty