Staphylococcus aureus and certain coagulase-negative staphylococci produce a viscous extracellular glycoconjugate called slime.
i don't know why i found that so amusing. cuz now that it's up, it's not so much. perhaps because i've been studying so much, and i've been completely lacking in any sort of stimulation outside of this textbook.
it's finals week, and that means i'm:
1. dirty. have not bathed in an obscene amount of time
2. nauseated at the sight or smell of ramen noodles. NO MORE.
3. tired.
4. feeeeling koooooky
5. wasting time by writing this pointless entry
saw a fag movie w the faggot last night - brokeback mountain. the question that arises - whatever possessed a chink director to direct a gay western? regardless, it was good, and i'm glad he did it. typical ang lee though, beautiful scenery, little dialogue. not to mention, jake gyllenhal and heath ledger as gay cowboys? oh my. :) acting was not the best, but...oh my. so, overall: beautiful scenery, cathartic plotline, mediocre acting = decent movie.
shit. still wasting time, am i?
i don't know why i found that so amusing. cuz now that it's up, it's not so much. perhaps because i've been studying so much, and i've been completely lacking in any sort of stimulation outside of this textbook.
it's finals week, and that means i'm:
1. dirty. have not bathed in an obscene amount of time
2. nauseated at the sight or smell of ramen noodles. NO MORE.
3. tired.
4. feeeeling koooooky
5. wasting time by writing this pointless entry
saw a fag movie w the faggot last night - brokeback mountain. the question that arises - whatever possessed a chink director to direct a gay western? regardless, it was good, and i'm glad he did it. typical ang lee though, beautiful scenery, little dialogue. not to mention, jake gyllenhal and heath ledger as gay cowboys? oh my. :) acting was not the best, but...oh my. so, overall: beautiful scenery, cathartic plotline, mediocre acting = decent movie.
shit. still wasting time, am i?
posted by wynee at 11:31 AM
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i found that amusing as well. here's why: the whole damn sentence is so formal and chock-full of scientific terminology...and all it's describing is SLIME. ...slime - a word we've been saying since preschool. yet we have to pay thousands of dollars to take an upper-division microbiology class for someone to give us the definition of it. for fuck's sake...
this exam can eat my feces. my escherichia coli infested feces, for that matter. and i hope it gets a staphylococcus aureus infection.
yes, and hopefully soon enough so that it dies before we have to take it. otherwise i'd rather it get it afterwards, so as not to risk contracting staph aureus from a final exam. that would be the hell of hells.
methicillin resistant staph aureus would be the best.
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