"In the old days, if someone had a secret they didn't want to share... you know what they did?"
"I Have no idea."
"They went up a mountain, found a tree, carved a hole in it, and whispered the secret into the hole. Then they covered it with mud. And leave the secret there forever."
"What a pain! I'd just go to get laid."
"Not everyone's like you."

can't remember what that's from. an old movie, i think. anyway, it's relevant.