What happens when a japanese restaurant runs out of rice?

Chaos. Utter chaos.
We had:

13 customers a-complaining
12 minutes left
11 servers screaming
10 people waiting
9 rice bowls emptying
8 amigos looking
7 cooks a-cooking
6 waiters improvising
5 pho-ones ringing
4 babies crying
3 managers bitching
2 japs scowling
and a sushi chef under the sink


ok, so that was a bit of a stretch. but i made it. :)