why oh why must the mystery flavor dum dum pops always be something that nobody eats (ie root beer or chocolate)? i just ate 12 servings of dum dums (that's 36 lollipops, folks; my teeth hurt) - eight of which were mystery flavor. SIX of those were butterscotch and the other two were root beer; numbers that anybody can tell you are as statistically unlikely as me getting a 4.0 this semester. i ate them, but i would have much rather preferred ANY other flavor in the bag.
why, dum dums, why?
is it because nobody will eat those flavors otherwise? if it is, your scheme isn't working - you can tell what flavor it is once you unwrap it.
why do you tease me so?
why, dum dums, why?
is it because nobody will eat those flavors otherwise? if it is, your scheme isn't working - you can tell what flavor it is once you unwrap it.
why do you tease me so?
posted by wynee at 8:17 AM
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see, most people's teeth wouldn't hurt after eating 36 dum dums. cuz most people SUCK on them, not CHEW them. now if you had complained that your mouth was rotting, that would be understandable.
i don't KNOW HOW to suck a lollipop. there's just no satisfaction in it whatsoever.
and my mouth is rotting. as well as my teeth. there, happy?
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