how many racial/cultural issues/slurs can you cram into one sentence?

let's try.
On Christmas Eve, this chink and her faggot friend will be attending a Jew-bulee at the Kitty Kat Klub, which I'm convinced is a covert KKK operation.

i don't know. so don't ask. but there you have my xmas eve plans.
also, the faggot today asked a fabulous question:
"what do chinks do on christmas?....what do your people do?"

i realized today that i should be a rapper. dude i can totally free-style. check out the rhyme i came up w/improv today at work, to the sound of a co-worker beat-boxing, nonetheless:

yo yo, this is wynee, yo
i'm in a kimono
and that's a no no
i work at kikugawa
where the pay is so-so
but this joint is hot like lava
or a cup of java
no kurochans,
only yoko-sans
the fish is so fresh it's jumpin'
and the sake will make you wanna get to humpin'

...and this is where i stop before i embarass myself further and customers start throwing fish at me.

now all i need is a really cool moniker. w-lo? double u-loo? wyn-dawg? no.
my name is just not conducive to catchy monikers. damn.