today i became a woman. (i can just see you guys thinking naughty thoughts. you sick fucks.)

i bought lotion for the first time ever. why on earth would i do such a thing, you ask? well i guess i finally got tired of my knuckles popping open and bleeding every time i bent a finger. though i am somewhat convinced that i am merely a host to aliens, and every time skin on any part of my body cracks open, little baby aliens are hatching out.
dry skin, my ass.


i just really enjoy this pic. har de har har.