ooo...i feel roly-poly, i feel roly-poly, hey! roly poly-o! roly poly, roly poly, roly poly, eeeeeeee!!!! uh.
second verse, wut. ooohhhhhhh...yo, prohhhhhhh-crastinating, but i'd rather be masturbatin, uh uh uh. jigga.


today's revelations -
1. nothing really rhymes with procrastinating but masturbating.
2. rap really needs new people. and new subjects. i'm really truly sick of hearing about bein up in da club and smokin dat sheezy-faheezy on that oooo-weee and chicks wid digs and ho's and twenty-fo's.
you'd think that's all black people do. ho's and ice and rims and oooo-weee. c'mon people!!! give yourselves some credit. i know you live real lives and do real things. really. and you really do have brains too! rap should regress back to the early 90's, Luquan-style (nobody's ever heard of him).
"You're provin' them right by suckin' the pipe, stereotype./Media hype is killing me. Why must my brother steal from me?"
"Never in life would I fight for this land/The US cares less about a Black Man."
See? perfectly capable of rapping about real things. anyway, just feeling a little defensive...nothin new, being in madison and all...
3. my tuition money is going towards pretty new sidewalks. i'm not going to start on that one.
4. "heads up seven up", a favorite second-grade game, was completely pointless.
5. i'm disgustingly, foulishly, inanely, conventionally gluttinous and over-laden with fatty tissue.
6. i'm also disgustingly, foulishly, inanely, living an entirely conventional pointless life.
7. so are a lot of other people.
8. madison's bums are over-fed, over compensated, overly dramatic abusers of the system.
9. The Man is an asshole with an inferiority complex and heartburn.
10. I need to stop whining.
11. I also need to start studying.
12. Porn is really funny.


p.s. Ladder theory is bullshit with an ounce of truth. and it would be funny if the guy didn't come of as over-zealous and irritating.