shirleses: yeah..she wants me to cleanse my colon she gave me a printout with all these personal experiences of internal cleansing
lanfeur: haha
shirleses: "i'm sure i've never eaten anything reseembling this my whole life. the things i did eat, i always chewed realy well. and still, something the size of my hand resembling a rubber glove came out of me"
shirleses: "at first i saw only tiny little creature, and then a few days later teh lochness monster arrived"
shirleses: "i've been standing over the toilet for an hour. i can't imagine where these things could possibly be coming from. one is about 25 in long, the other looks to be about 15 in. i dont know what they are, but i do know that i've never eaten anything that resembles theses"
shirleses: "he was only 33 yrs old at the time and for 3 weeks straight he kept pasing the strangest and grossest things one could imagine"
shirleses: mommy really needs to work on her motivation techniques. reading about worms coming out of people is not going to encourage me to "cleanse my internals"
lanfeur: hahahaha
lanfeur: oh jeez that's so funny
shirleses: oh yes..hilarious : ) animals coming out of your anus
lanfeur: it's sorta motivating
lanfeur: you don't want monsters festering inside of you
shirleses: in a f-ed up sort of way it is :-)
lanfeur: better out than in :-)
shirleses: "the accumulation of this old, hardened feces sticks t the walls of your colon...the passage thru which the feces are forced to travel is greatly reduced in diameter so the stools become much narrower, even as thin as a pencil sometimes"